Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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By how often he ripostes.

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What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

Pb & J Sandwich Jokes More Pb & J Sandwich Jokes

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich