Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

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What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

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What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

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He ate the dentist.

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

Pb & J Sandwich Jokes More Pb & J Sandwich Jokes

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon