Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie?

A baked potato.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

Pb & J Sandwich Jokes More Pb & J Sandwich Jokes

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon