Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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Those are the wrong Sais.

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Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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Tooth hurty.

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Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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You would rise and shine.

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ISIL-ated

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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Does it matter

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How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon