Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

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Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich