Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

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How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon