What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!