What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

Wookie Jokes More Wookie Jokes

Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

Hyper Drive Jokes More Hyper Drive Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

Wookie Mistake Jokes More Wookie Mistake Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!