What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

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Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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It was unmiscible.

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!