What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

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You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Urine over your head!

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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An udder disaster

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Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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The hyper drive.

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!