What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!