What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

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What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!