What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

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What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!