Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it