Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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What is the biggest monkey?

Giraffe!

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.