Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.