Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

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What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.