Hire a hitman
Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.
Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
You're hired" "Not guilty"
Could they not hire taller dancers
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