How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

What is a Hitman's favorite Mathematical Field?

Trigger*nometry