Hire a hitman
A: Who cares!
A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.
Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"
because theyre always wacking guys off....
