How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

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Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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What is a Hitman's favorite Mathematical Field?

Trigger*nometry

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....