How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

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Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

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What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....