How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

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How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

What is a Hitman's favorite Mathematical Field?

Trigger*nometry