How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

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Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

What do you call a boring meme about some internet drama that you don't care about?

Dramameme.

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What is a Hitman's favorite Mathematical Field?

Trigger*nometry

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman