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because theyre always wacking guys off....
Trigger*nometry
The Whittle Business *badum ching*
He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
I don't care.
We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."
Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?
A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.
Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.
Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve
