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because theyre always wacking guys off....
Trigger*nometry
Because it's a dear little thing.
His mom was in a jam.
A: They're doing research on black holes.
Put a brick under each hoof!
A rice crippy.
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
them: YOU'RE DRIVING
Get out of my son.
Who cares!
They're not trigger errors.
Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
The man responded, "Like a glove".