Hitman Jokes

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

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Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

What is a Hitman's favorite Mathematical Field?

Trigger*nometry

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

The blonde has the higher sperm count.

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him