Hitman Jokes

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

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Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

What is a Hitman's favorite Mathematical Field?

Trigger*nometry

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob