Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

Who is the most famous DJ in Australia?

DJ Redo

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl