Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why is a blonde like Australia?

A: They're both down under and no one cares.

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "