Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!