Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

brothel sprouts!

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl