How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample?

IDK.

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl