How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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How many fingers do I have up?

a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

Depends

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

Why are you so ugly?

Boy: I'm you from the future.

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane