How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

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How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

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What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

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What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl