How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an ithberg

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

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What happens when I die?

Idk...

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

Who'll handle the Guantanamo closing?

Same guys who did Circuit City

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane