ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
A Jiraffa.
Because love means nothing to them.
Whichever you'll excel in, son."
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
they all fell off a truck.
A good days hunting.
I do."
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
My zipper.
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
