Her miscarriage.
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Throw in your laundry.
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Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
Me: *names two of them*
I do."
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
An elevator has a GF
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
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Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."
Isaac Newton died a virgin
That's no whey to go through life, son.
son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case
She looked at their last names...
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
Worst. Spy. Ever.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it
because she was too shallow.
Kay (K).
Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Anything it wants!
There isn't one...
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