Her miscarriage.
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Coffee Mug
Throw in your laundry.
K
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
Me: *names two of them*
I do."
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
An elevator has a GF
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
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Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
Throw your laundry in.
Throw in the laundry.
A turn-up
He couldn't see himself doing it
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
I'm sorry, it's confidential.
Maine
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Asking for a friend.
Cold and calculating.
Carpaltunnel
deez nuts
A 100$ bill
