Her miscarriage.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Throw in your laundry.
K
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
Me: *names two of them*
I do."
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
An elevator has a GF
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that
7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.
His lily died
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Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
you turn me on"
A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.
Turn signals
Drive faster.
The crayon is non-toxic!
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
Nun
He Park in son's space
Bud.
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
Names.
