Her miscarriage.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Throw in your laundry.
K
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
Me: *names two of them*
I do."
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
An elevator has a GF
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Row vs. Wade
He was way too autistic for his own good.
It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.
ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives
Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that
Throw in a load of laundry.
To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.
Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!
A LOCOmotive.
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
You only need a nail to hang a painting.
I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K
Kay (K).
A: The boogieman.
Driver: I love to travel.
