Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

State Jokes More State Jokes

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Wise Man Jokes More Wise Man Jokes

Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

West Virginia Jokes More West Virginia Jokes

Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?

The Tooth Fairy.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.