Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

How many sperm cells do virgins have at any given time?

Ohh.. About a handful.

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.