How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

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What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

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How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

What do you call a redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.