How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

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A cherry float.

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

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How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

What do you call a redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.