How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

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How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.