Big Jokes

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

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Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's just a little Bigger.

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

Big Eye Jokes More Big Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

Big Bag Jokes More Big Bag Jokes

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)