Big Jokes

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

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Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's just a little Bigger.

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat Amhere Azwell Azhim

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What would romantic living dead movie be called?

Zombaes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.