Big Jokes

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

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Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's just a little Bigger.

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

What's good about Switzerland?

Not much, but the flag is a big plus.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Abel Jokes More Abel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ?

Abel to see you ha ha!