Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.