Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

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What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala