Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

edit: nevermind...

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What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

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Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's just a little Bigger.

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"