Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"