Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

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What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

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Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.