Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

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Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.