Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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How do you perform mediation?

Meditation Uuuummmmmmm........"

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's just a little Bigger.

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala