Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

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When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.