Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.