How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

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What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue