How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

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Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ?

Cain you tell !

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.