Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off?

Bi-polar

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders....

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

Anxiety Jokes More Anxiety Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.