Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.
An Aristotalitarian Regime.
The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
You've walked out of wife"
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
Because freedom rings.
She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally
When it turns into a driveway.
Because he was snowed in.
Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it
Super Bait
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
Mutated
Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
She pulled her pants up.
Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
She has a hispanic attack
sigh* Parenting is hard.
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
