Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.
Rohypnol
A: Play the piano until you find the right key.
They walk on the sins of their ancestors.
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy
Because freedom rings.
When it turns into a driveway.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Because you only need one arm to drum along..
Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
To see who shot his "paw."
Second gear.
Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!
So the can smell like big girls!
Just a pair 'a normal pants.
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
Just waiting for Ronaldo"
She has a hispanic attack
Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "
sigh* Parenting is hard.
