Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What does Drew Carey have in his driveway?

Cleveland Rocks!

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "