Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

R Jokes More R Jokes

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women?

Snowballs.

2 Kid Jokes More 2 Kid Jokes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.