Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

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Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.