Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

R Jokes More R Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What is the difference man &amp?

woman ? Pupil :Sir, in overtime ,overdose & overhead ,man shouts and woman sobs

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

2 Kid Jokes More 2 Kid Jokes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.