Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

R Jokes More R Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R?

A rho-man

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

Whatsapp &amp?

Facebook?

2 Kid Jokes More 2 Kid Jokes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.