How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.