How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.