How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.