How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

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How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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What is black and stuck to the ceiling?

A crappy electrician

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.