How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads