How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What do you call a Vietcong that's been hit by napalm?

Charlie Brown

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What that?

What's what ' 'What's up dawg ' 'Nothing much hbu' '... Oh hahahahahaha '

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are men smarter than women?

They have two heads.

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.