How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that Batman is black?

He can't go anywhere without Robin'

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

' Jokes More ' Jokes

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic