Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
He waits at the next station
Fore-play
Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.
G'night mate
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
Drive a bus through a pride parade
I thought they only drive automatic
His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
theft
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!