What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ?

Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

Motivate Jokes More Motivate Jokes

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself?

I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!