What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.