What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

Show and smell!

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.