What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

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What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?