What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works