What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

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What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.