What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

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How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.