What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast