What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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Why does r/jokes smell like rotten eggs?

Because it's full of bad yolks.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

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Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"