What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!