What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

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Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer