What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.