What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.