Pork Jokes

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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