Pork Jokes

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

You might also enjoy:

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

White Thing Jokes More White Thing Jokes

What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Big Difference Jokes More Big Difference Jokes

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

War Jokes More War Jokes

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Karate Jokes More Karate Jokes

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!