What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"