What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

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What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.