What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.