What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What's black and smells like Shiraz?

Tyrone Lannister

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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What did the existential pig say?

What ham I

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.