What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.