What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

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Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.