What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.