What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.