What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What gets easier to pick up, the more it weighs?

Women

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What did the existential pig say?

What ham I

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger