What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"