What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?

Because they are most certainly guilty.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Free Jokes More Free Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way