What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Which color is the coldest?

gundy

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Free Jokes More Free Jokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.