What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?

Haram Baes

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The new york Jets