What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?

Yell "B-52!"

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?

Haram Baes

What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism?

A Wahhobbyist.