Haram Bay
It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.
An ape-ricot sour!
A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.
Haram Baes
The new york Jets