How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale