How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

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Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy