How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.