How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.