How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked?

There was no bikini atoll

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.