What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter?

Capitalization.

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Wag Jokes More Wag Jokes

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"