What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you weigh a whale?

On Whale Weigh Scales.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Wag Jokes More Wag Jokes

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale