Marine Biologist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

Eel Jokes More Eel Jokes

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

How do eels get around the seabed?

They go by octobus.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Biologist Jokes More Biologist Jokes

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.