Biologist Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.