What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What do you call the study of food prices?

EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics.

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

Biologist Jokes More Biologist Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.