What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Biologist Jokes More Biologist Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.