What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

Biologist Jokes More Biologist Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.