What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

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Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."