What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!