Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

They can't even

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What did one deodorant say to the other?

I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.