Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?

Al Caprawn !

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.