Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't evennn...

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What do you call a lesbian that you can't understand?

A mad lib...

What did one deodorant say to the other?

I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.