What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat