What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.