What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

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What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

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What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

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How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A: A tortilla ship!