What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

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What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.