What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon?

RRRRtillary.

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How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.