What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A thon

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.