What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

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How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

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Why did Ahmed Mohamed put his clock in a pencil case?

because pipe clock would have just been stupid.

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.