What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.