When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Frostbite Jokes More Frostbite Jokes

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!