What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"