What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming