What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.