What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.