What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.