What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

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How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.