What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

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What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

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What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!