What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

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What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

How does a baritone make phone calls?

Song distance!