What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

Previous Random Joke Next
Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Phone Call Jokes More Phone Call Jokes

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.