What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

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What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!