How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

How does a baritone make phone calls?

Song distance!