How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!