How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.

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How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern