How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

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How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.