Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.

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What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

Where is the most open green space in New York City?

Central Pork