What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

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What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'