What time is it in New York City?

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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What are 5 black people in a red car?

A KitKat.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'